http://thehoneyinthelion.tumblr.com/post/97968075969/acesius-d-list-superpowers-you-can-shoot


acesius:

d-list superpowers

  • you can shoot string from your fingertips. just normal string
  • you can control chickens, and nothing else
  • telepathy, but your range is only like half a metre
  • turn any liquid into coffee
  • your feet can turn into bird feet
  • everything you touch that was once…

I mean I wouldn’t go up against Galactus with these but a lot of them would still be useful.

cracked:

sesamestreet:

The problem with Wookie Cookies.

Is the best gif on the entire Internet or what

cracked:

sesamestreet:

The problem with Wookie Cookies.

Is the best gif on the entire Internet or what

To be fair to the guy, I don’t think I could get an erection in court while my wife shouts at me for being unmanly either.
Though I realise this is some people’s greatest fantasy.

To be fair to the guy, I don’t think I could get an erection in court while my wife shouts at me for being unmanly either.
Though I realise this is some people’s greatest fantasy.

@imsarahcorcoran a few weeks ago. #katesparty #vscocam

@imsarahcorcoran a few weeks ago. #katesparty #vscocam

My phone handling night photography a little better than usual. #Dublin #streetphotography #night #blackandwhite

My phone handling night photography a little better than usual. #Dublin #streetphotography #night #blackandwhite

Update:


Ógra Fianna Fáil, meanwhile, are using a “22 Kildare Street” photoshopped poster to try and look down with the kids. Which would just be regular levels of pathetic except that the words “Fianna Fáil” appear nowhere on their poster, hoodies, recruiting stall or other accessories. They’re just Ógra.

Hahahahhahahahaha fuck, you’re right!

Hahahahhahahahaha fuck, you’re right!

Has anyone in YFG even seen House of Cards

Has anyone in YFG even seen House of Cards

Only recently started bothering to gel my hair and I genuinely don’t know how to make it NOT do this.

Only recently started bothering to gel my hair and I genuinely don’t know how to make it NOT do this.

lafours:

Vegan and gluten free dark chocolate chip + orange cookie sandwiches, with chocolate orange frosting.
I’ve created a monster.
(I’ve called it The Claire because my sister’s favourite thing is chocolate orange.)

You may need to give this recipe to thetackyfemme.

lafours:

Vegan and gluten free dark chocolate chip + orange cookie sandwiches, with chocolate orange frosting.

I’ve created a monster.

(I’ve called it The Claire because my sister’s favourite thing is chocolate orange.)

You may need to give this recipe to thetackyfemme.