Tiny Flying Dinosaurs

That is no way to run a feudal monarchy, John

(which is pretty historically accurate, all things considered. maybe this film is improving)

THAT IS NOT HOW A KING WAS CROWNED

What the fuck, Loxley

You’ve just been mortally wounded trying to get the crown back to England so John can actually be king and you ask Robin Hood to bring your dad his sword back. Are you just assuming he’ll find the crown in the saddlebag of a horse that’s already run away once (which they only caught because it ran towards them) are you just assuming they’ll find it and know what to do with it?

Also I guess Richard is dead.

If this film doesn’t later acknowledge that Richard I didn’t die from taking an arrow in the neck in France on the way home from the Third Crusade, I’m out.

At least I’m amusing Sharon. 

Unless Richard is plundering one of his own French castles which the film has shown no recognition that he has. Which was more than Philip.

Besieging a well-fortified French castle is NOT an efficient way of plundering, incidentally

And also far more likely to result in war with France than John taking a mistress.

BULLLSHHIIITTTT

No one gave a shit about the massacre at Acre.

I wonder if I’ll run out of complaints about this film or get begged to shut up by my followers first.

Judging by the fact that I’ve already skipped things, I’m guessing it’ll be the followers.